Which side of the fence do you sit on?

By Ray Culter
Gazette Columnist
digidad@bellsouth.net

Rumy received this great piece of literature and just must pass it on.

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Democrats demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended.”

Well, I forwarded it.

In summary, Republicans want to be able to live as they choose. Dems want to choose how other people live.

Columnist Jack Kelly has a short, succinct take on BO’s campaign strategy.

“A rapidly rising national debt that already exceeds 100 percent of the gross domestic product and a near Depression-level unemployment rate are our most serious economic problems. So President Barack Obama has called for more spending and tax hikes. His reasons for doing so perhaps can better be explained by a psychiatrist than by an economist or a political scientist. From the standpoint of economics, history teaches that raising taxes when the economy is as weak as ours is now is a very bad idea. It isn’t so hot from the standpoint of politics, either. The last presidential candidate to declare he wanted to raise taxes was former Vice President Walter Mondale in 1984. He lost 49 states.”

ED: (Would that it be so!!!)

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It appears that BO is enlisting the Navy to advance his ‘green energy’ policy. Mona Charen reports:

“The headline reads like a piece from the Onion: ‘U.S. Navy Paying $15/Gallon for Green Fuel.’ But it’s real enough. It seems that, fresh from its success with Solyndra, the Obama administration is slated to spend $12 million to buy a biofuel/gasoline blend that runs $15 a gallon to power a portion of the Navy’s fleet in a demonstration project. ‘We are doing this for one simple reason,’ explained Navy Secretary Ray Mabus, ‘It makes us better war fighters.’”

Ed: HUNH?